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Sunset on the Susceptible

What’s possibly the best word in the German language?

Schadenfreude.

Venomously translated it means “taking pleasure in another’s misfortune.”

And while there’s plenty of that available now, over the next three years there will be more. Much more.

This correspondent is enjoying to the hilt what he can of it today and hopes even more to as the years grind on. Not that I’m particularly vicious – I can be when prompted. Frankly, there’s a part of me wants to sympathize with those tens of millions of MAGAs so blessedly dumb to be drowning the worse Act Two than One appeals of Donald Trump campaigned on during Election 2024. But I can’t. They’re deserving of what they’re getting.

Better, it’ll become horrible. Oh, yes it will.

My enmity doesn’t stem from how over half of voting Americans ignored the responsible presidency of Joe Biden. He straightened the shambles left behind by his immediate predecessor. Nor am I vengeful that Kamala Harris did not succeed Biden. Though a quite capable replacement, her window was too small and short. Besides, this country isn’t ready to elect a woman as president. Particularly a black woman. It was hard enough for much of Anglo America to put aside fear, trepidation, and bigotry to elect Barack Obama, the most overqualified president to ever enter the White House.

That’s how good Obama was. His sterling qualities let supremely dumb Anglos make clear conscious choices. Twice. And neither was a leap of faith. He was so clearly the obvious pick, casting ballots for other candidates would’ve struck those voters as harming themselves.

In Obama, even a substantial portion of Anglos who’d swear to other Anglos of the same miserable ilk they’d never vote for a black man realized not only could Obama help the nation, he could help them. In America, morons able to vote for their own interests instead of against them is a miracle on par with walking on water or parting the Red Sea.

No, capable as Harris was too many American voters saw her as steps too far. They weren’t ready for her another black candidate who would’ve done what possible to advance them and the nation. And, boy, have they been caught short by his slash-and-burn grievance and plunder tour the short-fingered vulgarian has unleashed against America.

Know those campaign promises the grifter in chief made throughout the election? Every last one is a reversal of what his voters expected. He promised “winning.” He has delivered losing. Bigly.

How hasn’t our nation retreated under his second defilement of America?

This is how abysmal it’s become in nine months – the American government has alienated Canada. Those above the 49th Parallel aren’t simply the best neighbors a country can have but the most ideal.

From a 79-year-old adolescent’s pique the United States has forfeited its global preeminence. Once we undisputably led. Under the scab our nation is now tumbling back to the pack. In doing so we are earning the disdain of allies who must struggle to remain in common cause with us.

Would the above circumstances have ever been contemplated anytime during Election 2024? No. Right alongside considering possibilities of crashing jumbo jets into office buildings. Now? Yes. Before the event itself? Certainly not.

Though we see it because we’re living through it, we won’t know the full extent of what we’ve squandered for years yet. There will be rational, sensible, sane successors to the grifter in chief. They’ll perform yeoman services attempting to regain, restore, and revive the prestige of the United States.

However, fewer and fewer afterwards will ever know or remember the trust Americans once enjoyed. We were careless with it. We’ve lost it. Yet we will do business – honest business, not Trump lining his pockets business – again. But we won’t be received nor seen with the same assuredness and confidence from our partners.

The resentment we’ve manufactured will be deep enough to last several generations. And unlike us now, our inheritors won’t comprehend what America had forfeited. Perhaps in the future our universities political science departments will offer advanced degrees in willful American squander.

Similar to how scholars present the fall of the Roman Empire.

Wish I could claim intense injury through these months since the end of January but I’m retired. Along with my cohort of maligned Boomers, the generation that helped successfully compel the end of the Vietnam War, improved civil rights for Americans the mainstream felt comfortable, if not justified, in marginalizing; and helped women become recognized as far more than servile breeders. We also added immensely to this nation’s greater prosperity, its intellectualism, while turning pop culture into a major weapon that bludgeoned the Iron Curtain, dissolved the Iron Bloc as well as dismembered the Soviet Union.

How so? In one sentence: Denims and rock music beat Lenin. Our foreign accomplishment was the soft power pinnacle of the American Century.

And what of our successors? We left them solid foundations upon which to excel, rise, and prosper further. After all, listening to them they’re smarter than us, more technologically astute than any science fiction we ever read. Moreover, they have greater tolerance and open-mindedness than Boomers ever expressed.

Let’s see. Thanks to handheld devices those following us really mustn’t learn much because talking circuitry will provide them answers. And having forsaken nuts and bolts for circuit boards and chips they may calculate faster than we ever could. Yet when viruses seep into programing or when interfaces malfunction, or best of all, the power blinks out, they’re helpless. Meaning they must resort to using the big processor between their ears.

If minds are muscles, and must be exercised, the upcoming generations have been skipping the gym frequently. Not only will artificial intelligence eat their lunches, it’ll also drink their milkshakes. It’s already happening.

As we’ve learned recently, there’s been a nasty backlash to tolerance and openness. In this, the progress believed made appears to have been deceptive. Many Americans claim and are accepting that the small percentages among us who find fault or invent fault with other tiles in our mosaic can freely express their distaste to what formerly had been extreme limits.

They’ve bent so far backwards discourse once best accepted as crude and disharmonizing now freely pollutes ether. Through airwaves these messages seep into and further sour ever more corruptible minds. And while what American doesn’t advocate free speech, the reactionaries, tender as they truly are, can’t handle replies refuting their base, off-target, off-color harangues.

American black shirts will insist free speech exists – but solely for them. Again, they can’t debate, can’t wend paths through discourse, but may only browbeat while insisting what they’ve invented is truth. The only suitable truth. They repeat lying bullet points with red-faced ad nauseum. Yell them enough, maybe they’ll become new facts. The kind divorced from reality. Therefore, as if this needed stating to the sane among us, what they say is undeserving of our courtesy, respect, or contemplation.

They are to be dismissed.

Despite proclaiming mastery of early 21st century advantages, Boomers’ inheritors are mincing towards greater precariousness vis-à-vis financial futures. Forget security, more like modern versions of living hands to mouths. Already theirs are the first generations of Americans who’ve regressed.

In retrograde as America is, much of our techno-industrial society may experience 21st century privation. A state best imagined through titles by George Orwell or Pearl Buck.

Say what can be said about the Boomer youthquake of peace, love, understanding, soul, of be-ins, consciousness raising, tie-dyes, all sorts of now laughable fads and -isms, also the way better drugs and sex than of today, when the gong struck the practical subsumed the fanciful. Boomers took on appearances and attitudes their parents recognized.

No, we did not become our parents.

But we certainly assumed their harder-edge aspects. (It’s funny how today’s young adults wouldn’t recognize their grandparents while they cracked whips during their own parents’ upbringings.) As the years advanced, as responsibilities mounted, those necessary decisions became less agonizing, anguish an energy squandering luxury.

Boomers learned to play the game. One plays to win. Too few in the cohorts succeeding us have understood this principle. Too few in the cohorts succeeding us have grasped any of the basics of Third Millennium self-preservation.

What next? And how?

During my early adulthood I didn’t know any of my contemporaries not driven by some version of this obsession.
What next? And how? What must I do? What’s the next step forward? It was always forward. While where we were then might’ve been awfully comfortable, a goal among all wasn’t immediate satisfaction, but reaching a place where it became as cushy as possible.

Now, there’s a preponderance of make-do. Of course, a great many of those striving today are shackled by chains to weights that would’ve been inconceivable at our comparable ages. Debt loads carried for obtaining an undergraduate degree that then could’ve passed as double the mortgage amount for a two-bed, two-bath on an eighth of an acre. Okay. Sixteenth.

Surveying objectively, Boomers may comfortably render this evaluation of those to whom we will bequeath: most of them really won’t have much of a future.

Just escaping the mire of debt alone will require a dedication few of our successors possess. That after finding an advocation that’ll provide beyond sustenance earnings in order to service the education debt. A home of one’s own, a family, putting aside for any children, more and more likely self-financed retirement schemes. The way costs are pulling farther from salaries workers of tomorrow will truly be wage slaves. They’ll be beholden to algorithms calculating human resources’ maximum production capacities before coping capabilities break.

Yet the way artificial intelligence is being hyped, maybe sooner than any human can know technology will have made people obsolete for such jobs. Sad. All that college debt for nothing.

Therefore, they will provide even more ripe harvest for right-wing grievance reapers. Empty sacks of hot foul air like Charlie Kirk. He hasn’t been dead long and already he’s as forgotten as Rush Limbaugh. Two blowhards who spewed plenty but at each’s respective demise left nothing deemed significant.

But at least Kirk left a moneymaking dead-guy merch concession.

Dummies who hung on his poisonous words can still purchase gear and sundries to remind them of why they idolized that zero in the first place. Otherwise, without these they’d have to strain to remember why he’d become a “thing” which for a time papered over the craters in their lives.

Kirk shared one notable similarity with every other right-wing grievance reaper. He could make those who failed exploiting their lives’ advantages believe they’d been victims. That somehow voluntarily joining the ranks of the marginal was somebody else’s fault. Young Anglo men’s mushy minds have become fertile fields for such seeds to rampantly grow. Alibi providers like Kirk got them off the hook of their own failings, their own lack of initiative and motivation. Rancid megaphones like Kirk also gave them targets through which to further dislodge these whiners off their own inadequacies.

With them it’s never opening the field to segments who’d been excluded and letting them prove whether they belonged or not. Somehow the board was always tilted. Towards groups insisted upon as inferiors which detoured from the “rightful” beneficiaries.

If Kirk and other right-wing resentment breeders ever expressed one honest sentiment, they’d expend some capital in truth by informing viewers/listeners/readers those once considered under them made the most of lowered barriers and doors propped ajar. Through dedication and diligence, they made the most of opportunity. The same not-so-secret formula that propelled returning World War II veterans farther into the mid-20th century’s middle class and beyond.

Today, the young look at middle-class mid-century American life as an affluent mirage. To them no way it could’ve been that bountiful for working people. New cars every three years. A second car to park in the two-car garage. A boat to haul to the lake or keep moored at a dock whose inlet led out to the ocean. Maybe a small getaway place in the woods. A house whose mortgage didn’t demand Rockefeller payments. A job with benefits inclusive of medical insurance and a pension.

All the adult goodies now unimaginable because wealth that once spread throughout society now funnels upward.

Should there be expressions of envy or jealousy, it should come from realization we then agitated for what we believed was deserved. And once getting it, we kept hawklike vigilance maintaining it.

Hard to see the immediate gratification/short-attention span generations doing the same. Which is why they are where they are. In back tenuously clasping the short end.

As time proceeds, gleaning anything worthwhile from reactionary screamers will be more futile than it already is. Society is rapidly approaching that day when others’ self-invented resentments will be automatically pushed aside. Literally and figuratively it’ll only be white noise.

Instead, Americans will ask one question. One with multiple branches. “What are you doing?” It’ll serve for every facet of life.

It could be the basis behind “How are you making it?” “How are you living?” “How can you be so careless/indifferent/uncaring?” “How do you not see/ignore what’s occurring around you/us?”

Perhaps dropping onto lower economic levels will finally wrest the eyes of the young from their handhelds and onto whatever future can be crafted. They’ll actually get to see a horizon. Maybe one they’ll figure is worthwhile reaching. Because the alternative is remaining below any rewarding sightline.

Since there’s no app for it and AI cannot and will never divine the urgencies of humanity, people who’ll wrested themselves from overreliance on technology may finally develop drive. That impulse to advance, to improve, to earn satisfaction through accomplishments.

If there was a memory implant that every young and upcoming Advanced Techno-Industrial American needed installed it would be “the Great Depression Chip.” No, not for moping and sulking. Looking around one sees that’s an emo default among our inheritors. But a chip which would visualize how great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents coped with the 1929 Crash and its decade-long aftermath.

Unlike now, individuals then weaved their safety nets. For much of the 1930s, no one had any notion of the public assistance programs many today take for granted. Too many so far as taking them as “rights.” Until the New Deal, and, later the Great Society, help for the destitute got doled out in miserly portions – when any help existed at all.

Wits served as guides. And those were constantly developed and refined. Just the sort of mental exercises that might at first exhaust Boomers’ successors. But failure means being stuck on the shoulders as life zooms past. So, the effort to move should eventually fire them. Who wants to be regarded as broken down?

Glad to see the Queens mook’s “I Hate Americans and America” crusade has finally affected salts of the earth. Farmers and ranchers. He had shat all over industrial workers and urban dwellers, much to the wrongheaded pleasure of jus’ plain folks occupying the hinterlands.

Not all rustics suspect strangers who live above their speed. Urbanite, suburbanites, who enjoy twisty culture, or regard as normal the sort of fast thinking/fast talking which swiftly reduces difficulties into manageable bites. Nevertheless, too many exurbanites resent those imbued with those very qualities.

And most beyond urban America merrily voted against their interests for Fat Caesar.

But then factory laborers and people residing in sizable cities and their suburbs aren’t blameless in the least. More of them in Election 2024 threw caution and prudence aside than had in 2016. Let’s hope it was because the process which brought forth Harris was ramshackle. Slapdash does not inspire confidence. Nonetheless, it’s a bad sign for America when ordinarily reliable segments of our populace choose irresponsibility that leaves our nation cartwheeling off a cliff.

In the months before his Inauguration when Bad Vlad’s punk spoke menacingly of tariffs and immigration, the wary saw what barreled down the pike. Much of what convulses the nation today appeared for readers’ displeasure in Slow Boat Media’s final three of four 2024 dispatches and the first one for 2025, The White Bone of Truth, We Have Plenty Yet We Are Poorer, Welcoming Vampires and Dumb and Docile, respectively. Rereading these in October, the question should be why wasn’t that prescience dumped into lotto picks?

No one could’ve had an annex of the White House being razed for a Louis XIV vanity project on his or her card. The very thought of it is deranged.

Surely, no farmer or rancher would’ve foreseen such. In fact, none of them are seeing it now. They’re solely occupied by foreign trade and agricultural policies which have an indecent percentage verging on the kind of debt leading into ruin.

One might’ve thought after the scab’s first term anyone who farms on a large scale would’ve remembered his first term’s agricultural policies had taxpayers bailing out much of the sector. Who could’ve believed that in the intervening four years he would’ve become more attuned to farmers’ needs?

All he knows are his own wants.

Unlike his first go-round starting in 2017, in 2025 there’s no one around him to body block his impulses. He’s seated a cabinet of the weakest adults laughable. Neither can anyone in his current scrum of acquaintances speak truthfully to him. Even if those people orbited him, would the six-times bankrupt even listen?

For any who somehow haven’t yet noticed, Donald Trump, a 79-year-old adolescent, lacks control. It’s always failed him. But age exacerbated by mental and physical maladies lets him rampage heedlessly.

His insistence on tariffs wasn’t the most telling indication. It was the percentages seemingly plucked from his fat ass. No rational numbers, only figures intended to intimidate. Of course, at the beginning the numbers were so incredible, so incredibly unfathomable, it was tough to accept them honestly. We all must know that sane, stable, and sensible people hearing them needed time to have processed outbursts so nutty. His numbers based on nothing but a resentment-larded raver’s whims.

Again, since there are no adults around him, no one to simply say, “No,” or, better, “Enough,” he will stumble farther. He will lead the United States into economic disaster.

The Queens mook bears numerous outdated notions. Particularly about manhood, women’s places in society, and “others.” Anyone not white, male – but not too male – whose Christianity isn’t malleable, or isn’t an incessant flatterer, is more than distrusted in his beady pig’s eyes.

Arab emirates or kingdoms, evangelicals of the most craven sort, right-wingers adept at playing tunes which make him dance their jigs while letting him believe he’d selected the reel, really anyone disreputable whose dubious enterprise will let the grifter in chief wet his beak, know how he operates. Much to their credit, the Chinese will not endure the pantomime necessary for agreements with the decaying man-baby. With the Chinese it’s business.

They won’t go through the antics of fluffing him.

The Chinese do not stroke. Business with them is business.

The scab didn’t learn this during his first term. And now without any restraints whatsoever he’s doubling and tripling down on attempts to have the Chinese bend before his reeking corpulence. If he’s capable of an honest moment, Donald Trump will admit he views President Xi Jinping, the leader of a nation holding substantial amounts of our national debt, as if this dignified man a lowly Chinese restauranteur or laundry man of his youth back in Jamaica Estates. It would take nothing for the American liar, thief, sexual abuser, and traitor to broadly caricature Xi. The swine soiling the Oval Office would readily raise stubby index fingers to each eye’s corners then pull both into slits and speak in some sing-song fashion about “No tickee, no laundree!”

Yes. Donald Trump has a concave learning curve.

It never occurred to him while he yanked tariff numbers from his favorite orifice that threats to Chinese industry and trade could backfire spectacularly. None should doubt that anticipating the worst of a Second Trump Administration, the Chinese considered all possible avenues. Knowing their man better than just over half of the Americans who somehow voted for him, what could’ve been too outlandish?

Therefore, when the tariff proposals mentioned only sought to humiliate China, the Chinese were ready. Far more than their American counterparts, arrogant white men who probably envisioned the competition kowtowing in order to keep mainlining dollars.

Through complete shortsightedness, everyone in this present administration forgot the maneuver China had pulled against American growers his first term. They cancelled huge commodities purchases. What was to have prevented them from repeating this in 2025? In fact, mustn’t they have seen the first time as a test run? Since then, hadn’t they expanded access to possible other suppliers? Indeed, they had.

In the interim, several other nations had increased their planting acreages, primarily Brazil and Argentina. The contacts weren’t much noted during the Biden Administration because responsible officials worked diligently to keep US harvest sales to China constant. Of course that meant walking carefully as far as other trade. While China enjoyed a favorable manufacturing imbalance with the United States, the big picture was to prevent the whole ledger from sliding off the table onto the floor. Which Chinese purchases of American farm products did.

Both sides were content. American farmers profited nicely. Chinese consumers ate well.

But leave it to Donald Trump to screw up sure things. What can’t he screw up? A rhetorical question. One whose answer is well known. After all, he operated money-losing casinos. Money. Losing. Casinos. Enterprises one must work harder to fail in than succeed at.

How easy must it have been for the Chinese to double, treble, the ante against the American blowhard? Cultivating possible alternative suppliers had been an ongoing process since the scab’s first four years. And while no one in Chinese authority could’ve foreseen the need, prudence does reward. It did in this case. Much to the chagrin of American farmers.

They went from earning billions to collecting bupkis. Too bad the market for goat shit is miniscule.

Thanks to the Biden Administration, American farmers regained much of the market lost by the Queens mook. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a reprise appears quite unlikely. Biden’s successor has gone out of his way to infuriate the customer. Xi remedied that. He now deals with more pleasant businessmen. People who appreciate his trade. Doubtlessly more solicitous than his former merchant had ever been.

Certainly, at this juncture farmers are praying for miracles. That maybe somehow the Chinese will forgive the rude, no, utter presumptuousness shown them. In that respect, farmers need to pray harder. Not that’ll help. Without firing a shot, the Chinese will teach America a lesson. Where it’ll hurt us most. Not upon our pride because as we’ve seen through callow Republicans, American pride can be bought, bartered, and pawned. No. Our Kryptonite. Money.

We have a mania for making money so profound it’s almost unnatural. Nearly obscene. We must someday decide whether ours is a weakness or a sickness. Or a failure. One stemming from immaturity. Other nations which once occupied global preeminence needed centuries before they inspired envy, jealousy, and umbrage before falling off the perch. It only took the United States less than 100 years.

And on the cusp of America’s 250th establishment, we’re already rotting. While there have always been detractors – because as the commercial brays, “We can’t help being Americans!” and a lot of people elsewhere kinda like what that looks like because it looks like fun – these days what parts of the globe aren’t actively rooting for our collapse?

If it happens, the delight may be such the planet could shut down for several days of celebration. That should be an extreme exaggeration but in nine months the short-fingered vulgarian, abetted by the most cowardly political party ever known – the GOP – has dumped the bucket of trust and good will accumulated drop by drop across 248 years.

Forget about being loved. Love makes it easy to abuse and be abused.

Americans were respected. That ended one minute after noon, on January 20th. Now, dismay is giving over to contempt. Seeing it objectively, we should expect no improved view until national leadership gets its diaper changed so it’ll stop being loud, contentious, and infantile.

There is only regret regarding the plight of farmers and ranchers. Theirs. The former are being denied markets by our own vindictive policies, the latter facing coercion to lower meat prices or imposition of them through importation of foreign beef. And it’s the candidate both backed squeezing them. Over 90% of voting farmers and ranchers cast ballots for Trump. Too bad votes aren’t like yo-yos.

Worry in the agricultural sector must be crushing. Now that the blinders have been pried off, who among the producers of our nation’s foodstuffs are counting on “rescue” from this criminal administration? Handouts, bailouts, welfare, just the remedies these Americans have spent lifetimes belittling. They grew up scoffing at such federal intervention. It was a sacrament for the calloused palms set to scorn government assistance. Why, listening their chorus, only “lazy city folks” sought the freeloader’s check, took it. Thanks to the Chief Felon, passengers of the capsized ship Agriculture will be crowding lifeboats with fellow survivors who’ll look much more familiar than the usual public assistance “deadbeats.”

America is at an odd inflection. The dream which propelled so many of us in the past has nearly vanished. Industry, dedication, patience, economy often rewarded. Sometimes quite handsomely. Now, if the stories from the multitudes of Next Wave Americans is true, those four qualities may be merely good enough to keep heads above water. In too many cases just barely.

One wants to claim the game is rigged. In a way, yes. What’s developed emerged from decades of jiggering our nation’s financial system. The gradually evolved new rules with which many must now contend have slowly DQ’ed most participants. Because the new rules have been formulated to benefit already advantaged players.

As we’ve seen in the housing market, so may it become throughout this land’s great green growing swaths.

The notion of owning one’s own home retracts from grasp daily. The initial hurdle, a down payment, gets higher as home costs soar. Then, should the mortgage rate be workable, the amount itself threatens transforming owners into automatons whose lives are proscribed by the monthly nut. Add a family, the challenge rises dramatically.

It’s almost as if people will become stuck in prisons of their own desires.

Further squeezing future homeowners, investors, whether they be banks or brokerages which can slap together sufficient funds easier than pulling rabbits out of hats jammed with them. These are the agents further contracting an already tight buyers’ market. They’re already devouring homes. Unlike individuals or couples desirous of their own walls, they’re not balking or haggling over prices. Instead through rapacious purchases, these entities are enlarging rental markets whose natural constituency will be people aced out of ownership.

Depending on one’s vantage, it’s either good business or an insidious practice.

Farmers and ranchers may expect a variant of this should “Mr. Art of the Deal” flop as usual during his negotiations with Xi. Americans must wonder can the scab muster enough persuasion to make the Chinese president relent?

Knowing skeptics have a ready answer. No.

TACO has damaged trade damage between China and the United States so badly, Xi should have no problem denying him – and through him farmers and ranchers – a lifeline. A reprieve. Better, Xi knows were the shoe on the other foot, Trump would kick China with it.

United States growers need preparing themselves to get kicked with shoes they’ve elected.

What may befall a good portion of American farmers and ranchers are developments Willa Cather, Edna Ferber, and Zane Grey never could’ve conceived in their prairie pioneer/homesteader novels.

A good portion of those making livings off the land today are in precarious straits. Profit margins are jagged. Several bad years without relief can suffice to ruin farmers and ranchers. Nonetheless Americans must commend those who work harder in a year than many of us ever will during our entire lifetimes. And while they assume these tasks to sustain themselves, there also must be the immeasurable reward of deep-seated satisfaction that makes the aches and exhaustion extremely worthwhile.

Adding on to that, there’s having possession of the land beneath feet and hooves. While revisionism has focused on the near absolute removal of the Indigenous, the wanton slaughter of the buffalo, and clawing deep into the soil for mineral exploitation thereby joining spoilage of agricultural acres or denuding grasslands by overgrazing, we are fortunate Old American West mythology as presented by Cather, Ferber, and Grey, among numerous other authors, will never be dislodged in the popular imagination of ourselves.

The prairie epochs of immigrants are as equally key in the American saga as those urban migrants who crowded cities and increased urban vibrancy. But deeper romanticism exudes from knowing multi-generations of families have tilled or roamed specific patches earth. Lines stretch back to wagon trains and rude farming implements busting virgin soil to the first rickety motorized mechanical devices to today’s computerized combines.

Throughout all the industrial advances, the sole steadfast has been families dedicated to the daily rhythms of sowing and gleaning, animal husbandry and driving cattle.

They are loyal to the land.

A lot of that resoluteness is verging on becoming history.

If the agricultural sector follows our housing sector, livelihoods of large numbers of farmers and ranchers will be imperiled. Those in the riskiest situations may have little alternative but to toss in the towel and sell. Horseshoes will be turned upside down.

Ideally, the available properties will be acquired by other farmers and ranchers. However, this is America. Sentiment is nice but the big bucks an investment consortium or corporation can flash will turn even the most conscientious landowner into the stoutest seller.

Why should moneyed entities buy farm or ranch lands? Because land is a most precious commodity. Besides, no one’s making more of it. Corner the land market, connect with consumer-packaged goods producers and biotech companies, and behold! – a burgeoning stranglehold of foodstuffs production which nourish Americans.

People need to eat. Starving isn’t an option or a lifestyle.

Acquisitive business interests will introduce an agrarian system as alien as alien can be to the United States. Collectivism. They will place their acreages under management of single holdings. So, the several, dozens, hundreds of formerly individually owned farms or ranches will be consolidated. They will become indistinct.

In their novels, Cather, Ferber, and Grey distinguished the owners of the loam, what roamed on them, the residents’ peculiarities, foibles even. These characteristics gave readers vicarious entries into lives next to none knew in the least. Also colored and shaded and sharpened were the region’s nuances and extremes.

Even now a fortuitously spied field of purple sage can arouse vision, its scent incense of the range.

Collectives don’t offer such individual revelations. Humans working them may as well be crops or livestock. That’s the same value they possess.

There are no great American sagas whose basis is collectivism. Americans aren’t those kinds of people. Whether our individualism is legend or fact, rugged or not, either way we glorify it.

Disheartening as it will be for farmers and ranchers to be dispossessed, it will be even more dispiriting – maybe even humiliating – should the new owners extend what’s next. It is a commonsensical one, all things considered. Seeing experienced labor already in place, why not have them remain?

A generous tender would include keeping residents in “their own” homes, free, while earning good wages working for the company. That is working their one-time acres under the auspices of a firm. Naturally, the new arrangement would have the now employees following orders, not calling any major shots.

That new reality would be unimaginably hard to swallow – and stomach.

Tough to become a tenant under a roof which had always been a lifelong family hearth. Heaping more insult on this is depending on strangers to determine the worth of one’s labor after a lifetime of working for oneself. That would be regression, not progression. Living in company housing, being subject to others’ guidelines insofar as salary, wouldn’t it all transform former landholders into modern-day sharecroppers or ranch hands? This possibly occurring overnight, much less transpiring over a generation.

Indeed, not the American Dream. Though, owing to Trump’s indifference, looking more and more like a further load on his true campaign promise of American Nightmare.

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Laggards

Younger Anglo males have become a frequently sad spectacle in America.

There are constant print articles and television reports of their societal decline. As a group, they’re increasingly succumbing to drugs that numb the pain of being them, or, in extreme cases, suicide, to end the invented agony of being them. Whoever they are.

How did this come about? So what? Who cares? Continue reading Laggards

Misreading the Human Element

Only boobs aren’t anticipating labor strife throughout the current United States. Working Americans must endure an anti-labor administration soiling the Oval Office. No American should be so blind as not seeing how “the malefactors of wealth” have snuggled up against a sociopathic megalomaniac. Continue reading Misreading the Human Element

Random December

This last post of 2024 could be an homage to John Dos Passos. The early Dos Passos. Before life soured him rightward into becoming a reactionary. Until then, let’s consider him a “lost generation” writer alongside Ernest Hemingway. As did Hemingway, Dos Passos also reported from Spain during its 1936-39 Civil War. There’s where the pair diverged. Before the war, Dos Passos had established solid progressive cred with his 1925 novel Manhattan Transfer. He followed that with his USA trilogy (titles published in 1930, 1932, 1936, respectively) comprised of The 42nd Parallel, 1919, and The Big Money. Throughout his USA fiction, he dropped in biographical elements and reportage. No need for fiction in 2024. Just real life that should sicken conscientious Americans. What follows has been plucked from a month of Slow Boat Media social media observations and commentary. It is who we’ve allowed ourselves to become. Continue reading Random December

Welcoming Vampires

In the end, what may most signify the MAGA movement is the laughing emoji.

While the lunatics who broke into and entered the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, then vandalized the premises as they attacked police there at the behest of then-President Donald Trump will always be handy loop-run video material, the laughing emoji will be MAGA’s lasting legacy for losers.

By itself the symbol is harmless. Non-threatening, not vulgar. But MAGA has appropriated it. So it’s become a neon sign for deplorables.

We can see the laughing emoji as encompassing the entirety and end results of MAGA mindlessness.

On the cusp of the Convicted First Felon’s next administration, the symbol is increasingly used when their Chief Thief veers from MAGA World rote. A lifetime liar, he can backtrack or zigzag with the greatest of ease. MAGA is incapable of such slippery pivots. He’s flexible with what passes for his truth at that moment.

Non-MAGA Americans are up to speed on this. We expect it. MAGA cultists hear what passes as the short-fingered vulgarian’s Gospel then exalt. A moment later he trips them up by reversing his “word.” Left stuck bare-assed in the open by their small Maximus, it takes MAGAs time to adjust to his switched reality and accept his new Gospel. Some never do because they just can’t. So let the laughing emoji suffice then proceed onto the next instance of his ridiculousness.

In the immediate emptyheaded days of the short-fingered vulgarian’s second jubilee, his panting followers breathlessly took braggarts’ victory waddles. Despite everything, including any measure of decency, a retrograde candidate campaigning on intolerance, ignorance, racism, and retribution won by appealing to primarily Anglos. Scared Anglos. Proudly dumb men. Vainly stupid women. Each of them weak, insecure, fearful of any future that deviates from their fat lazy beings. Afraid of futures that could cause them to adjust then maybe explore and discover new senses of themselves.

Likely better senses of themselves at that. After all, nowhere to go but up for MAGAs.

Besides swaying our majority population, the vile pig also somehow established a same regressive common ground with considerable portions of non-whites. The useless to themselves self-loathing portions.

He promised to drag every American and the country backwards. He got America to surrender the advances that have urged us all forward.

The campaigns between parties can be seen through a bizarro prism. Someone from outside the United States might never have known the two major parties vied for the same nation’s control.

One side spoke to Americans with adult rationales and reason. Its opponents topped whatever last adolescent gibberish pleased the crowd with even more outlandish gish. The latter didn’t bother being entertaining, much less make sense. It was simply more slop for the pigs. The oinkers were swallowing without tasting. Unable to truly digest what assailed them, the baying unthinking MAGA crowds favorably heard their intelligence being insulted.

Unfortunately, half of Americans have cast aside ability or desire to absorb what they need to hear. It is easier to accept strongly held notions no matter how wrong the beliefs than reverse our minds. A thing can be proven erroneous yet too many Americans prefer remaining nestled in the mistaken.

In Election 2024’s aftermath, it seemed the exaltation of Trumpery might never subside. Which of the scab’s idiots didn’t lard themselves with his My Ass Got Arrested attire? What jacked-up pickup owner didn’t have the swine’s bedsheet-sized flag flapping above his truck’s tailgate?

Thankfully for those of us who’d known better, who have been primed to announce “Told you so!” since 2016, the 78-year-old penile implant could not resist indulging his true self. And that resembles the scorpion of fable.

Aesop tells us that one day a scorpion wanted to cross a stream. There was no way for him to ford the running water. He spied a frog along the bank. The scorpion asked this frog to ferry him across to the opposite bank. Naturally the frog was reluctant. He feared the scorpion would sting him. The scorpion answered, “If I sting you as we cross, we’ll both drown.”

The sensible response mollified the frog.

He permitted the scorpion to climb onto his back and they proceeded across the stream. Halfway along their trip the frog felt a sting pierce his back. Before the venom paralyzed the frog, he asked the scorpion why had he stung him knowing it would drown them both. To that the scorpion could only reply, “It’s in my nature. I couldn’t help it.”

Shortly after the election, the scab announced proposals which will flatly inflict harm on working people, our economy as a whole, and vulnerable citizens. During the campaign these same proposals were swaddled in cotton candy. Free of the need to blithely dismiss concerns, okay, lie, released from any need to keep MAGA suckers happy and dumb, the truth about the extent of damage his plans will cause can now ooze.

The “find out phase” is almost upon us.

As usual, only the wealthy are spared. And, of course, only the wealthy will benefit.

Actually, shouldn’t the laughing emoji be the rarefied rich’s symbol? MAGA dopes resort to it because the precariousness of their self-made quicksand is starting to seep into muttonheads. By unthinkingly following the Queens mook, the glory MAGA dupes believed prevailed during “the good old days” is dissipating. It’s always somebody else’s “good old days.” Never fails. The people who lived through them then will now in honest moments admit today is better.

If there was anything good about the “good old days,” there was often some group beneath the segment being shit on from above they could in turn shit on. Certainly if they were black, Mexican, or Native American. What’s old remains constant in the United States. While the hate is nowhere near as pervasive as it once was, there are still sizable crowds of Anglos whose sole reason for taking up space and polluting air is shitting on the darker complected.

That certainly isn’t good. However, MAGA esteem building also isn’t refined.

When I hear Elon Musk and other MAGA morons gas about inflation, or when someone of an age who should really know better complains about social security’s low rate of return, the laughing emoji immediately comes to mind.

Musk, henceforth the Afrikaner, references inflation just because it’s an easy concept for his listeners to confuse. Particularly when he claims government spending creates the inflation which burdens consumers.

It’s easy for the term to drive them astray because none of them realize they themselves are what propels inflation. Or if they do, don’t want to admit they’re the problem behind their road rage.

Everybody wants a raise, right? I have yet to learn of any working person who’s declined a raise. I’m sure it’s happened. But that person likely wound up straitjacketed inside a rubber room.

Wages and salaries are inflation’s main causes. And yes, consumer goods, commodities also contribute, but mostly it’s our desire for more folding green across palms. Salaries can’t be raised without products, good, services also costing more. Look at it as items on shelves, vehicles for sale in lots, comestibles in grocery stores becoming higher priced to improve employees’ compensation.

More money must come from somewhere. No. It’s not a spiral. It’s a wheel. The rodents are always the last to know.

The Afrikaner doesn’t bother mentioning that because blaming government has never been heavy lifting. Despite most MAGAs living in reduced circumstances if it weren’t for the sustenance provided by the authorities they claim constrict them, some elected or appointed official on Planet Washington D.C. is nonetheless stifling them. Yeah. That’s how obtuse dull obese audiences with lard between their ears have become from watching Fox Kennel or Newsmax.

Moreover, it best benefits the Afrikaner and other rapacious members of the avaricious wealthy to paint government as the villain. If they keep repeating “government is bad/unfettered capitalism is good” incessantly enough, the dummies hearing this will become the flatfoot soldiers in a pasty flabby army that’ll cut their own fat throats for the rarefied in our Second Gilded Age.

Don’t laugh. As Americans have seen, contributors who are barely making ends meet are donating to causes of the rich. Or as we should see it those with the least discretionary income are paying for their own degradation.

The Afrikaner and others making themselves suitable candidates for tumbrels want to severely cut or abolish altogether safety nets, financial rules, health regulations that prevent society from being susceptible, okay, victims, to capricious profit-making. They have weighed rewards to be gained against society being degraded. If we must root around in the mud for them to amass more gold, fine, so be it. Yes. That’s how little we mean to them.

Is the above an exaggeration? Listening to the Afrikaner and to a lesser extent Vivek Ramaswamy, their calculations regarding squeezing federal expenditures in order to cannibalize America never addresses the human elements. No mention of the hordes of employees to be sacrificed to fulfill their schemes.

What happens to those suddenly cashiered people? Does anyone really expect private sector corporate America to absorb upwards to several hundred thousand suddenly at-sea jobseekers? And the way both cash-money bros bray about taking cleavers to programs which traditionally soften those crashes will further transform the dislocations into trying to survive jungle camp.

Thus far remarkable in all discussions regarding the Afrikaner’s and Vivek’s nefarious plans for federal workforce reductions is they’ve completely excised people from their calculations. Flesh and blood human beings have been rendered into mere statistics. In pencil for easier erasing. Each sees people as ore that will be milled to extract the few bits of what’s precious.

Even more numb from the neck up than MAGAs believing government alone causes inflation are those who’ve bought billionaires’ claims that social security funds should be dumped into the stock market. As they pie-in-the-sky prophesy, returns will be magnificent. Whenever Americans of certain ages hear this verbal snake oil, we know exactly why social security funds are absolutely segregated from private investiture.

Should those funds mingle in the market, and are devoured by downward market activity, there’ll be nothing to restore the lost amounts. Not one dollar. The FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation), the agency responsible for guaranteeing bank deposits, does not extend the same towards investments. Every investor understands the money he or she or his or her organization socks into the market could be forfeited. Indeed, behind the brilliance of great rewards lurks the specter of terrible losses.

Hence, despite low yields the shortsighted find frustrating, the reason why social security revenues don’t circulate on Wall Street. The market can sink. Social security will remain afloat.

The number who endured the Great Depression and those of us who learned from them dwindles. Time reaps each group.

The first’s diminishment is accelerating. The second simultaneously was forewarned as well as beneficiaries of the safeguards that followed. It is that latter which has kept the same sort of ravenous wolves from subsequent American generations’ doors. Today we run the risk of dismantling the mechanisms which have protected Americans, the things that have allowed us to thrive in assuredness.

Financiers and billionaires see our time ripe to lay us bare. Every day there are fewer voices who can convince elected and appointed officials why banking and market rules and regulations enacted after the Depression then further bolstered as time passed should be strengthened, not loosened. Decade after decade without threat has let money perils fade. Right now, disastrous national financial ruin is as worrisome as the denouement of an Aesop’s Fable.

Of course. We’ve been spared worry because of vigilant measures.

Billionaires and financiers have persuaded the badly informed among voters that once the cumbersome rules and regulations are removed, Americans throughout our land will enjoy an economic dynamo never seen before. That is unlikely. The “hindrances” are the only devices that keep penury and poverty at bay for countless Americans. Bankers or brokers are never first concerned for depositors or investors. They’re out to maximize shareholders’, executives’, and their own profits. If that results in accountholders left adrift or high and dry, well, how unfortunate.

Which is how it was before the advent of social security and imposition of stringent rules on financial practices. Until those acts passed, American depositors and investors were at the mercies of swindlers they had to trust. Nefarious results could and did leave tens of millions broke and destitute. Moneymen did so then because no real authority existed to brake them.

We have that oversight now. We have had it for our nation’s longest stretch of prosperity. But financiers and billionaires who are already making money hand over fist want to obtain more sets of hands and fists to accumulate even greater amounts of obscenely fabulous wealth. All at our expense.

MAGAs only hear lovely siren calls of easy money once preventative hurdles have been shoved aside. They’ve never heard, have never learned, and certainly have never lived through any privation. Which is what would befall countless Americans if the whammies of privatizing social security funds, eliminating financial sector checks, and shredding the safety net were to occur.

Earlier generations had no recourse other than gutting it out. They could never fathom comprehensive government rescue. In the almost century since the Depression, we have. Its creation has softened our lives to the point where most of us can lead our days blithely.

The rarefied rich above us don’t care if their greedy designs ruin Americans and America. To those like the Afrikaner and Vivek, President-elect Pay for Play, their sycophants, the thought has yet to and never will crease their greasy brows.

Is America one generation closer to forsaking the diligence which has retained her solvency? Are our immediate successors the ones who’ll lack enough simple native guile to protect their financial selves? Or will they be so taken in by the glittering blandishments of ruthless moguls perched at their doors they’ll allow them entry?

Like vampires. Bloodsuckers cannot enter homes to wreak damage upon any inhabitants until they’re first invited inside. Our undead cannot drain money unless the victims acquiesce.

And after MAGA is financially bled white, then asked or left to wonder how it befell them, dupes who already cannot respond to the contrary or contradictory, will resort to their standby, the signal which indicates self-awareness of having been had, of having been left in the lurch, of having been hung out to dry … the laughing emoji.

We Have Plenty Yet We Are Poorer

As has been written elsewhere, Thanksgiving is the best of all American holidays. It commemorates nothing. Especially now that the indigenous North American people are letting the rest of us know they regard the arrival of Europeans on these shores as a parasitic invasion.

Columbus Day, anybody? Continue reading We Have Plenty Yet We Are Poorer

The White Bone of Truth

Could the results of Election 2024 have been any more dreadful for the United States?

Is it worse that voters have mindlessly reinstalled Donald Trump into the Oval Office? One of the absolute least among all Americans. Weren’t his prior four years warning enough? What didn’t he degrade then?

Our language. Our honor. Our civility. Our integrity. He smeared shit across each. Continue reading The White Bone of Truth

Dispiriting the Right

At the end of the last post, Strength Through Fear, I mentioned a prevailing thought among a certain kind of MAGA man. The low slouching kind, one who drools and whose knuckles scrape ground.

That poor dope thinks that for a woman to have exceled, to have reached prominence, she needed to have slept her way to the height.

Such insults every woman and offends any male who knows better but also knows he may be grouped among the belly scratchers. There’s a rumor circulating we all act alike. Continue reading Dispiriting the Right

Strength Through Fear

New Yorkers living in and who once resided in the Metropolitan Area know Donald Trump too well. For worse, he’s one of us. However, the farther west and south one travels, the short-fingered vulgarian somehow morphs into a worthy figure.

What better demonstrates the concept of “two Americas”? Continue reading Strength Through Fear