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This Is not a Submarine but Scheme-a-Rama

A couple of afternoons later, Mick phoned. Me being out at the time again exploring the fabulous beauty of Belle Époque Buenos Aires, the Briton left a message to meet. Not where we’d first crossed. No. At an address I suspected housed some likely blind tiger. One west of my apartment. Maybe it was in Once. All the times I’ve visited Buenos Aires I’ve barely been cognizant of respective neighborhoods. Except for Boca. The locals, especially trendy girls, had such demarcations ingrained in them.

Vast a metropolis as BA is, when done through targeted explorations the city is quite walkable. Its melded blocks contrast nicely against distinct enclaves.

I spent little time nor exerted much effort in government or commercial zones. Not one to be cowed or impressed amid edifices initially erected to serve the people but now exist to make them bow.

Saw a Mothers of the Plaza de Mayo delegation march near La Casa Rosada. These silent demonstrations of dignified women’s persistence remain terrific reminders. Their appearances continually goad the ruling elect of its responsibility to account for the approximately 30,000 Argentines made to vanish through the 1976-83 dictatorship.

Revenge isn’t the motive. Mothers as well as grandmothers just want answers.

In this Argentine governments have been exceptionally derelict.

Mick set our second meeting at midnight. Our first meeting, quite impromptu, occurred at three a.m. I learned quick BA got cracking late. First visit to BA, I decided early evening naps until 10 or 11 (a k a “dinnertime”) a necessity before hitting the bricks. These surrenders to Nod made staying awake and aware until 5 or 6 or coffee easier.

Instead of rendezvousing inside a chamber of BA social bedlam, Mick chose a sedate spot. Any more sedate it would’ve been somnolent. New moon hued paneling enclosed us. Where picture windows ought’ve let patrons peer onto the sidewalk or nighttime passersby gape inside were instead shielded by heavy green blackout curtains. Two bartenders in coal black pants and dazzlingly bright white long-sleeve shirts mixed then glided from around a regal bar to serve patrons. Behind them shelves of high-end spirits gleamed brightly against a mirrored background.

Well-spaced square tables created discrete islands. Each could accommodate up to four seated beachcombers.
The only sounds lower than the ambient Argentine orchestrations were other patrons’ sotto conversations. It was a mature crowd demurely though expensively attired. Among these nobs I probably sat somewhere in the middle. Mick definitely skewed young there.

He’d observed my appraisal. Then Mick informed me this one of the refined lairs in which he conducted business. Where we’d first met, well, that served as one of his favorite BA playgrounds in which to collect his rewards for those efforts.

I remarked about the unlikelihood of needing to barter or bargaining for a few packs of cigarettes inside our present premises. Though our acquaintance was short, this instance produced one of the few times I watched Mick step away from his eager confidence. My reference made him grimace.

He admitted most of those patrons frequenting this den beside us, particularly the older more rightward leaning ogres, would never acknowledge the clear disparities riving Argentina. Rather than solve inequities, they’d burrow into class refuge. Safely cosseted, they’d declare the less fortunate lazy then leave it up to their merciful and benevolent God to somehow save them.

As good as any example of justifying turning blind eyes as I’d ever heard. Probably best declaimed after four or five glasses of a crushingly bracing malt.

Neither Mick or I was a Scotch man. Following the room’s dominant shade, we drank Frank Sinatra’s favorite brand. Mick preferred the Tennessee stuff to expected Brit nips because in his mind what issued from those bottles went farther than Scotch insofar as getting things done; moving forward, as it were. Scotch allowed its imbibers to contemplate. “The nectar of the gods,” on the other hand, ignited action.

The analogy pleased me. Simple me also found it a perfect partner to beer chasers. But let me agree with Mick on this: the whiskey we drank didn’t generate profundity like Scotch.

Over several glasses we volleyed conversation. He liked I was cultured as well as educated. He would’ve liked to have loaded up on both, but that England shunted him elsewhere along different roads. Short on intellect as he believed himself, Mick nurtured instincts that sharpened him. It let him see opportunities. Of the sort that we were to discuss.

Seems two otherwise legit businessmen from his old country had a problem. Their aboveboard enterprise had the misfortune of earning too much money. Inland revenue wasn’t just going to take its bite, but chomp.

Back in England, Mick was known by certain people. Nice people, he assured me. But people sometimes involved in dubious transactions among perhaps unsavory figures. Put that way such people could’ve occupied any number of Wall Street brokerages.

Sure. I could’ve mentioned researching some boring tax reducing stratagems but then realized the two characters’ sterling might’ve been just a skosh tarnished. Their money problem was this: nobody minded making the money. It would’ve been a bother explaining from where that cash derived. And how long had it been amassed before being declared.

It pleased me cutting to the chase. Mick’s guys had come to Argentina to sniff around for presto-chango investment propositions. Then as now, Argentina is a black hole for returns. If it weren’t for the International Monetary Fund …

What Mick’s Brit pals needed was a convincing front that wouldn’t be rightly regarded as stink to high hell phony. Mining, ranching, and farming were out. In order to keep as many global financial wolves at bay, Argentina had already mortgaged those wealth streams among the Australians, French, and Chinese. No more slices of those pies to go around. Manufacturing? Name one industrial export product bearing a “Hecho en Argentina” label. The nation’s industrial sector only exerted itself to protect domestic employment. There were already too many underemployed and unemployed Argentines seething throughout the country. One more would’ve been one more too many.

Although we’d only touched on it lightly during our first get-together, a possible movie angle stirred Mick. That surprised me. Smart as he was, it shouldn’t have.

Mick didn’t have all the particulars aligned. Maybe he misheard or misinterpreted “feature writer” for “scriptwriter.” My BA sojourn was a glorified winter junket write-off ostensibly intending to rifle the nation’s film archives in search of “abandoned treasure.” Specifically silent movies.

Or whatever other Argentine-centric topic popped up that my byline might head. Like the submarine.

Rumors had circulated (Notice how rumors always circulate? Or swirl? They never leap and bound. Why is that?) that somewhere along the country’s southern Atlantic Coast, a World War II German U-boat had been unmasked. “Unmasked?” Whatever that meant.

Off the bat it sounded like early clickbait before the Internet. Admittedly, though, it was also just the sort of goose chase to draw me outside BA. Had the season been summer, the farthest I might’ve roused myself to investigate involved pulchritude sunning themselves at beachside resorts in Pinamar or Mar del Plata. Okay. Since I’m an adult, Mar del Plata.

Too much gray on this head for Pinamar.

Although BA sits at a temperate southern latitude, Amazon Basin jungle heat and moisture can tumble into the Rio Plata estuary. BA spreads along the river’s south bank. During these inversions, the moderate metropolitan region soaks up a hot wet rag atmosphere. Hence, beating it to the beach. Pinamar for randy youths or Mar del Plata for mature hedonists.

The calendar revived me. Again, while spring revitalized the Northern Hemisphere, the first pushes of autumnal cooling crept up the South. Besides, there were several leads I felt needed pursuing before Antarctica started pushing winter north. Some movie leads that might’ve borne film historian attention.

Why, maybe even a monograph!

During the flickers’ era, movie prints that had been distributed overseas rarely returned to their originating studios. After initial viewings these reels were then regarded as disposable commodities. If they retained any value it stemmed from the silver nitrate which then comprised the films’ frames. A process existed to extract the silver. Naturally this reclamation destroyed the movie. Few, if any, at the time could ever have imagined the future worth of such ephemeral entertainments.

Which might’ve been just as well all things considered. After a while, stored under the wrong conditions, silver nitrate sometimes self-combusted. Safety film, the successor to silver nitrate reels, was developed after untold numbers of silent films had either been plundered, disintegrated, immolated or simply lost. Therefore, even after safety film’s introduction, awarding with it opportunities to transfer silents onto safer reels, that is preserve good deals of Hollywood history, well, that rescue had passed.

Sometimes preservation got lucky. A trove of silents had recently been unearthed in the Yukon. Rather than ship these back to the States, then theater owners just buried them in the Canadian permafrost. And 80 years later, staffers from Film Board Canada learned of this. Inquisitive, and being Canadians probably earnest too, they prospected to find a different kind of gold.

Or the unknown needle in the disregarded haystack. In distant Ruritania, film historian rummaging around dust-laden shelves of some jerkwater Sloboviaville’s cinema might’ve by chance disinterred numerous reels of silents judged forever lost.

And of course, the best. Several years after this chronicle inside the same repository which had dirtied my clothes and set off sneezing fits, German cineastes uncovered missing reels from the Fritz Lang classic Metropolis. When the German newsweekly Die Zeit gave the discovery button-busting coverage I had to wonder how close had I been? Or had I even been close?

But Mick and his moneymen were not interested in contributing to cinema. They were solely interested in maybe finding ways to make it seem as if they had. By coming to Argentina, these fellows walked into the right tapped out mine.

A few nights after our second meeting, Mick introduced me to the “financiers.” A pair of doughy Liverpool ham-n-eggers whose enterprise had gone “BOOM!” with Monopoly money transformed into pound sterling. Their weighty business attire suited England not Argentina. The Scousers’ accents so broke my ears I could’ve mistaken them for Scots.

We’d gathered for lunch in a meat and more meat parilla. A neighborhood restaurant locals frequented. The kind whose walls were heavy with Carlos Gardel photos just in case anyone wondered whose singing wafted through the room.

In between blatted responses, the Scousers filled their maws in manners determined to leave no trace of the one kilo of beef Mick had ordered for each. Not even a greasy spot. Watching those two inexorably devour, I don’t even know why I bothered ordering a salad.

After brief pleasantries which culminated in my ascertaining how many zeros might’ve followed the crooked number indicating their questionable earnings, I laid out what I then could. In the interim between sipping Tennessee whiskey and that moment, I’d slapped together a treatment. Copies went to all three.

No one bothered even skimming. They preferred a verbal brief.

Before summarizing, I emphasized since the Scousers hoped to erect falsities in Argentina, the Potemkin part ought to be easy. Given the country’s economic straits, they could expect a whiteout of memos and invoices, ledger entries, and disbursement receipts acknowledging payments of this, that, and the other thing. A paper trail done on the cheap.

Oh, and an honorarium for a completed script by me. No negotiations regarding that!

All the scheme would require was mordita. The bite that delivers currency upon palms. And the minor costs to facilitate what never would occur in Argentina. Paying fractal amounts consisting of several zeros to the decimal point’s right was cheaper than funding then producing an actual movie anywhere, much less Argentina.

Tossing it to Mick before grabbing it back, I assured the Scousers that this absolute stranger with whom I’d just made party time acquaintance a number nights ago in an off-the-hook club knew people in BA who could assemble the most convincing indisputable records this side of Hitler’s diaries. In Spanish, yes, but then translated into the most astringent British CPA English possible.

What will give the endeavor further, deeper, verisimilitude, I assured them, was the project falling through. This was, after all, Argentina. A country where sometimes even broken clocks weren’t right twice a day.

A phantom cast and crew engaged. Locations sought and found via zooming by them at 110 kph. Warehouses momentarily masquerading as “rented” sound stages. Then poof! This happened. Then that happened. Enough to invoke the conjured production’s invented insurance’s act of God or force majeure clauses. That was the end. Money spent. Money gone. Inland revenue/outland revenue, whichever, would have stacks of paper – records officially stamped and everything! – to verify the failed venture.

Afterwards, the only question remained which Cayman Island bank would their Liverpool money enrich?

I sold this verbal prestidigitation so hard that years later I’m still disappointed none of those Brits softly exclaimed, “Blimey … !”

Then I unspooled the tale.

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This Is Not a Submarine

Back when Argentina ruled as the “it” country for Western travelers seeking as of then “undiscovered” or “neglected” destinations, I nearly could’ve contributed towards the realization of a Rene Magritte moment. Sort of.

The Belgian artist wouldn’t have played a major part in the endeavor. He just would’ve been a reference. The impetus to get the ball rolling as it were. Continue reading This Is Not a Submarine

Laggards

Younger Anglo males have become a frequently sad spectacle in America.

There are constant print articles and television reports of their societal decline. As a group, they’re increasingly succumbing to drugs that numb the pain of being them, or, in extreme cases, suicide, to end the invented agony of being them. Whoever they are.

How did this come about? So what? Who cares? Continue reading Laggards

Lead Eggs from a Golden Goose

Heard a fellow bar patron who recently brayed “Las Vegas is too big to fail!” Yeah, he’d been overserved. In other cities, the bartender or server would’ve cut him off. But this being Las Vegas as long as this patron had cash and regularly slid twenties into the bar top video poker machine and steadily kept losing, he was golden. Continue reading Lead Eggs from a Golden Goose

Misreading the Human Element

Only boobs aren’t anticipating labor strife throughout the current United States. Working Americans must endure an anti-labor administration soiling the Oval Office. No American should be so blind as not seeing how “the malefactors of wealth” have snuggled up against a sociopathic megalomaniac. Continue reading Misreading the Human Element

Sweet Green Hours

Read a conceit on social media that intrigued me. It asked readers to remember the last time they got together with all or most of the youthful friends who created their closest, steadiest, most dependable adolescent playmates.

For me, it’s a good presumption these curtains came down at the ends of summers. Just before Labor Day Weekend. Continue reading Sweet Green Hours

Our Arc

Boomers came of age and enjoyed the hell out of the American Century. We thrived during its apex. No apologies!
We hoped to pass this plateau along to subsequent generations of Americans then watch them continue what had been “American Exceptionalism.” Why, maybe they could launch a Second American Century. Instead, Boomers get to witness the abrupt end of the nation’s once undisputed prominence.

Yes, there was once such a phenomenon as the American Century. Some might consider that view self-grandiosity. Certainly, the envious, jealous populaces who crowd the planet beyond our shores would plainly complain of our at times of light hogging grandeur upon the stage. Grandeur, yes. Thankfully, our still young Republic has yet to mature into hauteur.

We’re not France. Continue reading Our Arc

Random December

This last post of 2024 could be an homage to John Dos Passos. The early Dos Passos. Before life soured him rightward into becoming a reactionary. Until then, let’s consider him a “lost generation” writer alongside Ernest Hemingway. As did Hemingway, Dos Passos also reported from Spain during its 1936-39 Civil War. There’s where the pair diverged. Before the war, Dos Passos had established solid progressive cred with his 1925 novel Manhattan Transfer. He followed that with his USA trilogy (titles published in 1930, 1932, 1936, respectively) comprised of The 42nd Parallel, 1919, and The Big Money. Throughout his USA fiction, he dropped in biographical elements and reportage. No need for fiction in 2024. Just real life that should sicken conscientious Americans. What follows has been plucked from a month of Slow Boat Media social media observations and commentary. It is who we’ve allowed ourselves to become. Continue reading Random December

Welcoming Vampires

In the end, what may most signify the MAGA movement is the laughing emoji.

While the lunatics who broke into and entered the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, then vandalized the premises as they attacked police there at the behest of then-President Donald Trump will always be handy loop-run video material, the laughing emoji will be MAGA’s lasting legacy for losers.

By itself the symbol is harmless. Non-threatening, not vulgar. But MAGA has appropriated it. So it’s become a neon sign for deplorables.

We can see the laughing emoji as encompassing the entirety and end results of MAGA mindlessness.

On the cusp of the Convicted First Felon’s next administration, the symbol is increasingly used when their Chief Thief veers from MAGA World rote. A lifetime liar, he can backtrack or zigzag with the greatest of ease. MAGA is incapable of such slippery pivots. He’s flexible with what passes for his truth at that moment.

Non-MAGA Americans are up to speed on this. We expect it. MAGA cultists hear what passes as the short-fingered vulgarian’s Gospel then exalt. A moment later he trips them up by reversing his “word.” Left stuck bare-assed in the open by their small Maximus, it takes MAGAs time to adjust to his switched reality and accept his new Gospel. Some never do because they just can’t. So let the laughing emoji suffice then proceed onto the next instance of his ridiculousness.

In the immediate emptyheaded days of the short-fingered vulgarian’s second jubilee, his panting followers breathlessly took braggarts’ victory waddles. Despite everything, including any measure of decency, a retrograde candidate campaigning on intolerance, ignorance, racism, and retribution won by appealing to primarily Anglos. Scared Anglos. Proudly dumb men. Vainly stupid women. Each of them weak, insecure, fearful of any future that deviates from their fat lazy beings. Afraid of futures that could cause them to adjust then maybe explore and discover new senses of themselves.

Likely better senses of themselves at that. After all, nowhere to go but up for MAGAs.

Besides swaying our majority population, the vile pig also somehow established a same regressive common ground with considerable portions of non-whites. The useless to themselves self-loathing portions.

He promised to drag every American and the country backwards. He got America to surrender the advances that have urged us all forward.

The campaigns between parties can be seen through a bizarro prism. Someone from outside the United States might never have known the two major parties vied for the same nation’s control.

One side spoke to Americans with adult rationales and reason. Its opponents topped whatever last adolescent gibberish pleased the crowd with even more outlandish gish. The latter didn’t bother being entertaining, much less make sense. It was simply more slop for the pigs. The oinkers were swallowing without tasting. Unable to truly digest what assailed them, the baying unthinking MAGA crowds favorably heard their intelligence being insulted.

Unfortunately, half of Americans have cast aside ability or desire to absorb what they need to hear. It is easier to accept strongly held notions no matter how wrong the beliefs than reverse our minds. A thing can be proven erroneous yet too many Americans prefer remaining nestled in the mistaken.

In Election 2024’s aftermath, it seemed the exaltation of Trumpery might never subside. Which of the scab’s idiots didn’t lard themselves with his My Ass Got Arrested attire? What jacked-up pickup owner didn’t have the swine’s bedsheet-sized flag flapping above his truck’s tailgate?

Thankfully for those of us who’d known better, who have been primed to announce “Told you so!” since 2016, the 78-year-old penile implant could not resist indulging his true self. And that resembles the scorpion of fable.

Aesop tells us that one day a scorpion wanted to cross a stream. There was no way for him to ford the running water. He spied a frog along the bank. The scorpion asked this frog to ferry him across to the opposite bank. Naturally the frog was reluctant. He feared the scorpion would sting him. The scorpion answered, “If I sting you as we cross, we’ll both drown.”

The sensible response mollified the frog.

He permitted the scorpion to climb onto his back and they proceeded across the stream. Halfway along their trip the frog felt a sting pierce his back. Before the venom paralyzed the frog, he asked the scorpion why had he stung him knowing it would drown them both. To that the scorpion could only reply, “It’s in my nature. I couldn’t help it.”

Shortly after the election, the scab announced proposals which will flatly inflict harm on working people, our economy as a whole, and vulnerable citizens. During the campaign these same proposals were swaddled in cotton candy. Free of the need to blithely dismiss concerns, okay, lie, released from any need to keep MAGA suckers happy and dumb, the truth about the extent of damage his plans will cause can now ooze.

The “find out phase” is almost upon us.

As usual, only the wealthy are spared. And, of course, only the wealthy will benefit.

Actually, shouldn’t the laughing emoji be the rarefied rich’s symbol? MAGA dopes resort to it because the precariousness of their self-made quicksand is starting to seep into muttonheads. By unthinkingly following the Queens mook, the glory MAGA dupes believed prevailed during “the good old days” is dissipating. It’s always somebody else’s “good old days.” Never fails. The people who lived through them then will now in honest moments admit today is better.

If there was anything good about the “good old days,” there was often some group beneath the segment being shit on from above they could in turn shit on. Certainly if they were black, Mexican, or Native American. What’s old remains constant in the United States. While the hate is nowhere near as pervasive as it once was, there are still sizable crowds of Anglos whose sole reason for taking up space and polluting air is shitting on the darker complected.

That certainly isn’t good. However, MAGA esteem building also isn’t refined.

When I hear Elon Musk and other MAGA morons gas about inflation, or when someone of an age who should really know better complains about social security’s low rate of return, the laughing emoji immediately comes to mind.

Musk, henceforth the Afrikaner, references inflation just because it’s an easy concept for his listeners to confuse. Particularly when he claims government spending creates the inflation which burdens consumers.

It’s easy for the term to drive them astray because none of them realize they themselves are what propels inflation. Or if they do, don’t want to admit they’re the problem behind their road rage.

Everybody wants a raise, right? I have yet to learn of any working person who’s declined a raise. I’m sure it’s happened. But that person likely wound up straitjacketed inside a rubber room.

Wages and salaries are inflation’s main causes. And yes, consumer goods, commodities also contribute, but mostly it’s our desire for more folding green across palms. Salaries can’t be raised without products, good, services also costing more. Look at it as items on shelves, vehicles for sale in lots, comestibles in grocery stores becoming higher priced to improve employees’ compensation.

More money must come from somewhere. No. It’s not a spiral. It’s a wheel. The rodents are always the last to know.

The Afrikaner doesn’t bother mentioning that because blaming government has never been heavy lifting. Despite most MAGAs living in reduced circumstances if it weren’t for the sustenance provided by the authorities they claim constrict them, some elected or appointed official on Planet Washington D.C. is nonetheless stifling them. Yeah. That’s how obtuse dull obese audiences with lard between their ears have become from watching Fox Kennel or Newsmax.

Moreover, it best benefits the Afrikaner and other rapacious members of the avaricious wealthy to paint government as the villain. If they keep repeating “government is bad/unfettered capitalism is good” incessantly enough, the dummies hearing this will become the flatfoot soldiers in a pasty flabby army that’ll cut their own fat throats for the rarefied in our Second Gilded Age.

Don’t laugh. As Americans have seen, contributors who are barely making ends meet are donating to causes of the rich. Or as we should see it those with the least discretionary income are paying for their own degradation.

The Afrikaner and others making themselves suitable candidates for tumbrels want to severely cut or abolish altogether safety nets, financial rules, health regulations that prevent society from being susceptible, okay, victims, to capricious profit-making. They have weighed rewards to be gained against society being degraded. If we must root around in the mud for them to amass more gold, fine, so be it. Yes. That’s how little we mean to them.

Is the above an exaggeration? Listening to the Afrikaner and to a lesser extent Vivek Ramaswamy, their calculations regarding squeezing federal expenditures in order to cannibalize America never addresses the human elements. No mention of the hordes of employees to be sacrificed to fulfill their schemes.

What happens to those suddenly cashiered people? Does anyone really expect private sector corporate America to absorb upwards to several hundred thousand suddenly at-sea jobseekers? And the way both cash-money bros bray about taking cleavers to programs which traditionally soften those crashes will further transform the dislocations into trying to survive jungle camp.

Thus far remarkable in all discussions regarding the Afrikaner’s and Vivek’s nefarious plans for federal workforce reductions is they’ve completely excised people from their calculations. Flesh and blood human beings have been rendered into mere statistics. In pencil for easier erasing. Each sees people as ore that will be milled to extract the few bits of what’s precious.

Even more numb from the neck up than MAGAs believing government alone causes inflation are those who’ve bought billionaires’ claims that social security funds should be dumped into the stock market. As they pie-in-the-sky prophesy, returns will be magnificent. Whenever Americans of certain ages hear this verbal snake oil, we know exactly why social security funds are absolutely segregated from private investiture.

Should those funds mingle in the market, and are devoured by downward market activity, there’ll be nothing to restore the lost amounts. Not one dollar. The FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation), the agency responsible for guaranteeing bank deposits, does not extend the same towards investments. Every investor understands the money he or she or his or her organization socks into the market could be forfeited. Indeed, behind the brilliance of great rewards lurks the specter of terrible losses.

Hence, despite low yields the shortsighted find frustrating, the reason why social security revenues don’t circulate on Wall Street. The market can sink. Social security will remain afloat.

The number who endured the Great Depression and those of us who learned from them dwindles. Time reaps each group.

The first’s diminishment is accelerating. The second simultaneously was forewarned as well as beneficiaries of the safeguards that followed. It is that latter which has kept the same sort of ravenous wolves from subsequent American generations’ doors. Today we run the risk of dismantling the mechanisms which have protected Americans, the things that have allowed us to thrive in assuredness.

Financiers and billionaires see our time ripe to lay us bare. Every day there are fewer voices who can convince elected and appointed officials why banking and market rules and regulations enacted after the Depression then further bolstered as time passed should be strengthened, not loosened. Decade after decade without threat has let money perils fade. Right now, disastrous national financial ruin is as worrisome as the denouement of an Aesop’s Fable.

Of course. We’ve been spared worry because of vigilant measures.

Billionaires and financiers have persuaded the badly informed among voters that once the cumbersome rules and regulations are removed, Americans throughout our land will enjoy an economic dynamo never seen before. That is unlikely. The “hindrances” are the only devices that keep penury and poverty at bay for countless Americans. Bankers or brokers are never first concerned for depositors or investors. They’re out to maximize shareholders’, executives’, and their own profits. If that results in accountholders left adrift or high and dry, well, how unfortunate.

Which is how it was before the advent of social security and imposition of stringent rules on financial practices. Until those acts passed, American depositors and investors were at the mercies of swindlers they had to trust. Nefarious results could and did leave tens of millions broke and destitute. Moneymen did so then because no real authority existed to brake them.

We have that oversight now. We have had it for our nation’s longest stretch of prosperity. But financiers and billionaires who are already making money hand over fist want to obtain more sets of hands and fists to accumulate even greater amounts of obscenely fabulous wealth. All at our expense.

MAGAs only hear lovely siren calls of easy money once preventative hurdles have been shoved aside. They’ve never heard, have never learned, and certainly have never lived through any privation. Which is what would befall countless Americans if the whammies of privatizing social security funds, eliminating financial sector checks, and shredding the safety net were to occur.

Earlier generations had no recourse other than gutting it out. They could never fathom comprehensive government rescue. In the almost century since the Depression, we have. Its creation has softened our lives to the point where most of us can lead our days blithely.

The rarefied rich above us don’t care if their greedy designs ruin Americans and America. To those like the Afrikaner and Vivek, President-elect Pay for Play, their sycophants, the thought has yet to and never will crease their greasy brows.

Is America one generation closer to forsaking the diligence which has retained her solvency? Are our immediate successors the ones who’ll lack enough simple native guile to protect their financial selves? Or will they be so taken in by the glittering blandishments of ruthless moguls perched at their doors they’ll allow them entry?

Like vampires. Bloodsuckers cannot enter homes to wreak damage upon any inhabitants until they’re first invited inside. Our undead cannot drain money unless the victims acquiesce.

And after MAGA is financially bled white, then asked or left to wonder how it befell them, dupes who already cannot respond to the contrary or contradictory, will resort to their standby, the signal which indicates self-awareness of having been had, of having been left in the lurch, of having been hung out to dry … the laughing emoji.